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Really haven’t been tumblin a lot lately and this is my 3000th post…WOO!!!! And now I’m goin to sleep. Later sluts!
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That moment when you’re tryna send a text but mid convo your phone decides not to have service anymore. Like da fuck nice job cockblocking Galaxy.
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Ugh why the fuck did I shave my face itches so much now!!! Never shaving again (unless I have an interview)
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- Random Beatles song plays during a show
- Dad: oh you know this right its The Beatles they're such a classic.
- Me: what?! Beatles? Bro I'm a young black man who grew up when hip hop was king. Eff the Beatles!
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What if everyone on tumblr was really here just trying to catfish each other?
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You know what’s better about being a guy than a girl. When my hands get really cold I can just grad my balls and they warm right up.
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A Convo with Mom
- Mom: You know god don't like ugly. He will punish you.
- Me: But I'm gorgeous so obviously he won't.
- Mom: Get Out!!
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My fave game to play every night is how long will it take to fall asleep. Then I don’t. Its awesome!!!!
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I wish I could buy posters that were gifs. That’d be fuckin dope!!!
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Just lost a serious amount of respect for this man. I mean I didn’t have that much for him in the first place but damn dude way to be a bigot.
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Shout out to all my age 18+ followers. Cuz you fuckers can party with me and shit can get weird without it getting illegal.
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If jobs picked employees by how good they were at drinking I’d be the CEO of a fortune 500 company right now
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Jan 10thThrowback Thursday is about drinking right?! Shock Top and a Scranton Mug #LivingTheLife
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Is the image you see in the mirror the same image the world sees?
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Anytime I like someone’s post I hope they realize its a message saying “Welcome to my queue, please enjoy your stay I look forward to reblogging you again”
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